gwingle:

orcgf:

orcgf:

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?

mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.

joseph: what the hell, you’re pregnant?

mary, about to invent christianity: oh? you haven’t heard?

reyloficked:

ocheano:

Your ask box is 24/7 available for those who feel sad or need a friendly advice

My inbox is always open for a friend in need.

punkiztan:

sometimes a bitch jus want a love letter u know

ayirmaq:

Why catch feelings for a man when you can just bang your head in a wall, get a concussion and feel the same way

intranet:

gnarlykickflip:

intranet:

They deserve more respect from the general public…

who?

The retail worker reading this

keithsweatshop:

my favorite thing to do is not talk

escasun:

me: stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no-one can make sense of not even me
me: you know?

the-preppy-mermaid:

girls in STEM fields, reblog if you agree

noblehumor:

wildflower-faerie:

thishazeleyeddemon:

autieblesam:

lesbianshepard:

my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women to be doctors in athens she had to pretend to be a man. and then the other doctors noticed that she was 10x better than them and accused her of seducing and sleeping with the women patients. like they brought her to court for this. and she just looked at them and these charges and stripped in front of everyone like “yeah. im not fucking your wives” and then they got so mad that a woman was better at their jobs then them that they tried to execute her but all her patients came to court and were like “are you fucking serious? she is the reason you have living children and a wife.” so they were shamed into changing the law and that is how women were given the right to practice medicine in athens

Yeah, this isn’t some Greek myth story about a hero or demigod or something, Agnodice was a real person who actually did this.

jynnislorg

Another amazing woman from history.